More Wildlife Pictures (LBE)

As of August 26, 2008 at 7:00 AM
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I'm sure you have at one time or another seen a cartoon or movie where someone is beset with making a hard decision and out of thin air pops two little guys, one for each shoulder and ear.

One is dressed in a white suit or wearing angel wings and is the voice of all that is right, good and wholesome whilst the other one is dressed in a cute little devil's costume and is the voice of all things naughty and bad.

Well, this entry is like that. The good versus evil. I think you will understand.

Me: Well, there, I'm done with this "faked up" picture of a squirrel sitting on a branch. That empty branch picture I took a few weeks ago and that stuffed squirrel picture I found at the Malvin's Wild and Cuddley Stuffed Animal's Internet shopping site worked out pretty good.

Bad Guy: Hee hee, now to tell everyone YOU finally got a GREAT squirrel picture!

Good Guy: Well, no one is going to believe that picture is one you took. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking about trying to pull off something like that. Just be honest and say something like, "Here is the kind of picture I aspire to taking someday."

Bad Guy: Eh. What an idiot, don't listen to him! Hey, you know what, maybe you should put a picture frame around it, a nice gold one, class it up a bit?

Me: I dunno.

Bad Guy: Hey! I just noticed something, there is a "Made in China" tag on that squirrel's leg. You better get that off of there, or folks will be asking questions you know?

Me: Maybe I could just say its a Chinese Squirrel? Hmmm.. is there such a species as a Panda Squirrel like in Panda Bears?

Good Guy: No no no nooooooooo!

Me: Okay, I'll just use photoshop to remove the tag. There - now no one will be the wiser.

Bad Guy: Yes! That's good... that's really good.

Good Guy: Even a Dinklefink with diaper rash would know that's a fake picture... come on, who do you think you're fooling?




Um. "Here is the kind of picture I aspire to taking someday."

Good Guy: Well, gee, you could say it like you mean it.

Bad Guy: You little wussy! You must of been a Boy Scout.

Me: Well I was a...

Bad Guy: Oh shut up... Well, there is always the next picture. Lets see, how about we start out saying something like, "Thousands of years ago, before man became civilized and domesticated the animals, wild cattle ran free in the plains. Today, these wild beast are very rare and while walking yesterday, you spotted one resting in a tree and got its picture." Oh yeah. I like the sounds of that!

Good Guy: A COW resting in a tree?!?!? That's utterly and totally ridiculous. No one, not even someone that believes everything a certain "eats 20 burgers in one meal, had premarital sex in the back of a pickup truck while parked in the Bishop's driveway and will remain nameless" person says would believe that nonsense!!

Me: Well.. she does seem a little deluded...

Good Guy: OH HUSH, if ya can't say something nice about someone you shouldn't say it at all!

Me: You started it.

Bad Guy: [Chuckles] Even Mr. Goody Goody is slippin'! Haw haw hawww....




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