Steps: 2,749,289
Miles: 1149.59
...We interrupt our regular programming with this breaking news from the Pie-In-the-Sky newsroom. Here now is Talkinhead Hypespewer.
Talkinhead: We have a late breaking report from the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel that a gruesome sea monster has been spotted swimming in the waters near the bridge! We have unconfirmed reports that traffic is hopelessly snarled and backed up for miles and miles! Apparently a fuel tanker truck has been attacked and a huge explosion took place sending a black fireball high into the sky!
We go now to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel and our reporter Dishy Dullfacts for details!
Live Pie-In-the-Sky Video of the Breaking Event!
Dishy Dullfacts: Thank you, Talkinhead, I am at the scene of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel alleged sea monster sighting where you can clearly see, there is no traf...
Talkinhead: Excuse me Dishy, we need to interrupt! We will be back with details of this gruesome man-eating, traffic snarling sea monster after these words from our sponsors!
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Talkinhead: For those of you just joining us (said in a tone of shock that someone wouldn't have already been watching) we have a report of gruesome man-eating, traffic snarling sea monster!
To recap! The facts as we know them! Earlier today, a man-eating sea monster was spotted swimming along side of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel dragging people out of their cars and devouring them! A fuel tanker truck exploded when it was struck by a wildly flailing sea monster tentacle. We have unconfirmed reports that traffic is hopelessly snarled and backed up for miles and miles - with many of the cars missing their drivers! We believe the Navy has been called in, along with the Air Force to subdue this horrible creature!
We go now to the scene where our reporter Dishy Dullfacts is standing by with a her report!
Live Pie-In-the-Sky Video of the Breaking Event!
Dishy Dullfacts: ...As I was saying, I am at the scene of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel excitement where as you could see there was no traffic at all and now can see that the local Norfolk Police have arrested two people that were swimming along side of the bridge while wearing rather garish swimsuits. In addition to being charged with creating a public disturbance, they were cited by the Fashion Police for having extremely bad taste. The Navy and Air Force were not even aware of the excitement and the air is delightfully clear and smells of gentle sea breeze.
Live Pie-In-the-Sky Video of the Breaking Event!
As you can clearly see, (does "air quotes") the sea monster (does "air quotes") was nothing more than two people wearing really hideous swimsuits taking a swim while towing an Orange Striped Barrel behind them. Live, at the scene of major excitement on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, I'm Dishy Dullfacts.
Talkinhead: Stayed tuned! We will be back after these messages with the latest scandals! Will Bo Derek give up corn-row hair-dos due to the high price of corn?! And to fill you in on the latest with Hannah Montana who is threatening to move to Idaho if she can get her named changed to Maho Idaho because she is bored with her, what is it, her third? fourth name now?!
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5 comments:
LOL!!!!
Thank you for brightening my day with this post lol
LOL. How many days is it going to take to cross that bridge? I can't wait for the next post.
I am across the bridge now. I pushed myself 18 and 1/4 miles this past weekend.
Wow, I'm muey impressed.
Awesome *gigglin* on getting *snickering* 18.25 miles done this weekend. I'm very proud of you. *laffz* Sorry...this entry just tickled my funny bone! Suspected it was a hoax all along.
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