Friday, May 2, 2008

OCHA Rustling


Cylon "By Your Command" Ranch

In an event right out of the old West, a Pennsylvania man was indicted by a grand jury for OCHA rustling and unlawfully branding OCHAs.


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According to the grand jury indictment, the man allegedly rustled an unspecified number of OCHAs from the State's highways some time prior to April 1, 2008, and on the same day or shortly thereafter, reportedly he branded them.


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Back in the days when OCHA laws were first enacted in the 1880s, stealing someone else's OCHAs was a hanging offense.


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Times have changed and so has the punishment. OCHA rustling, called larceny of OCHAs in the law books, is a third degree felony and unlawful OCHA branding is a fourth degree felony. The unidentified man faces up to three years in prison for the larceny of OCHA charge and up to one and one-half years in prison for the unlawful branding charge, if convicted and sentenced to the maximum amount of prison time allowed by the law. Beside the four and one-half years in prison, he also faces up to $10,000 in fines.


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2 comments:

LadyStyx said...

heh heh heh. That last one says Health and Safety...I ~think~ "the only choice" is what's branded underneath, but I cant be certain.

Intense Guy said...

You got good eyes! I agree with you now that you read it for me. Thank yas!