Saturday, May 17, 2008

Oh Gosh! I'm Blushing!

As of May 17, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Steps: 2,982,300
Miles: 1245.12
Miles to Delaware: 7.88

This entry is not suitable for children or adults with "sensibilities". If you are one of these, please do not read on. If fact, some adults may wish to close one or both eyes.

Recently, while walking on the Oaks Reach of the Schuylkill Canal - I encountered never before seen behavior. In order not to offend anyone and due to the delicate nature of what follows, I will avoid lengthy descriptions and stick to strictly clinical terminology.


Meeting


Expressing Interest


Mutually Agreeable


Positioning


Riding


Collapse


Sleeping

All of this happened very quickly and without any noise other than a several dull sounding thuds as they hit the ground. No moaning, groaning, grunting, screaming, or even sweating was observed. Furthermore, no shrink wrap was seen, before, during, or (thankfully) after.

As I silently slipped away to continue my walk, a very strange thing happened, I was suddenly overcome by an inexplicable urge to light up a cigarette and take a couple puffs.

I'm just going to call this, "Orange Coneheads Playing Leap Frog."

10 comments:

LadyStyx said...

OMG!!! Unprotected OCHA sex!!!!!!

*covers my poor innocent eyes*

*waits for the coughing and yeah rights to ensue...*

Thankfully it didnt seem to involve wet "cats", tacos (9 or otherwise) or pineapple laced dildo dip....

ChicagoLady said...

LMAO! We need to start distributing flyers to all the OCHA's to warn them about unprotected sex.

Innocent? Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!!

AliceKay said...

LMAO

*just shakes her head and moves away from this one*

Intense Guy said...

*looks up from the roll of pictures he was examining*

Are you trying to tell me they weren't playing leap frog?

LadyStyx said...

"Pole vaulting"..maybe,
"wrestling" possibly...
but leap frogging? Not likely. ;)

*backspaces*

Anonymous said...

LMAO,I would be more worried if the receiving cone was a foot smalleR!! Even the oldest of adult OCHA's need to get some sometime!

I think the flier needs to include a warning about knocking their cones in complete daylight hours.

LadyStyx said...

Maybe not necessarily knocking cones in broad daylight but maybe the fact they need to find appropriate cover for modesty sakes!!

Lainie said...

He says he's blushing but he stood there and took pics. What does that tell you?????

Intense Guy said...

What it tells you, Lainie, is that I forgot and left the movie camera at home.

Rita said...

OMG!! Cone porn!!
After I got over the shock...
ROFLMAO!!! ;)