Steps: 2,767,842
Miles: 1157.19
Phase I - Artist Rendition of Car Spindle
The plan has at least 6 phases:
- Phase 1 The Car Spindle
- Phase 2 The Tractor Spindle
- Phase 3 The "Ride the Spindles" Roller Coaster
Phase 4 - Artist Rendition of OCHA Petting Pen
- Phase 4 The "Pet the (Stolen) OCHAs" Playpen for the Kiddies.
- Phase 5 The OCHA Branding Pit and the associated Bar-B-Que Snack Bar
- Phase 6 The widening of the local road to a four lane highway to handle all the slack-jawed tourists.
There may be additional car, tractor, other items spindles if there is demand for them.
4 comments:
I'm wondering how many OCHAS will have to give their lives in the name of fun when that superhighway is built... Oh the horrors of it all!
LOL!!
"- Phase 5 The OCHA Branding Pit and the associated Bar-B-Que Snack Bar"
Shouldnt that be BBC (bar-be-cone?)
Oh wait...add an icecream shack....serve only in cones colored with orange food dye OR orange and white mini-barrels....
all sprinkled with candy corns :D
What about parking? And where will the booths for selling cone and spindle hats and shirts and pencils and shotglasses and postcards and coffee mugs and and and...
I'm going to busy updating the site plan to add the following:
1) OCHA burial ground
2) Ice Cream Shack
3) Parking Lot(s)
4) Booths for Vendors of all types
..and here I was worrying about the mundane stuff, like trying to find a couple empty spindles -
:)
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