It's National Be Nice to OSB Day

As of April 25, 2008 at 8:00 AM
Steps: 2,568,984
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The Federal Communications Commission Equal Time rule requires us to have a National Be Nice to Orange Striped Barrel Day since we had one for the Orange Coneheads. Ugh. Do we have too?!? Oh well here is it. Restrain your exuberance and shouts of joy, please.


If they are lonely, consider getting them a pet, maybe an alligator



If they are stuck in plastic, think about finding the store manager to get 'em out



If you wear one, consider wearing underwear



If you got your camera and it is out and handy, and you feel like it, take a picture of one and make it feel good



If you find one next to a port-a-john, you might want to call the highway department and have it moved a little further away



If you dress up like one on Halloween, you might tell people its an Orange Striped Barrel instead of a creamsicle like you usually do



If you wear one to work, you might tell people, oh just tell them you are unemployed



If you are a true geek, you could put them on wheels and make robots out of them



Lastly, you could to this...



...so they get all the dents out of them, and be nice and not tell them you are gonna run them over and put the dents back in tomorrow

There could be a lot of things you could do on National Be Nice to Orange Striped Barrel Day, if you feel like it, I guess.