K9 Capers

As of July 26, 2008 at 7:00 AM
Steps: 4,134,933
Miles: 1734.69
Miles to New Hampshire: 10.31

Punkn's recent entry concerning her scrappy little dog, Whiskey, brought to mind a recent photograph I received from Photojournalist ChicagoLady. Add a little inspiration from LadyStyx and what do you have? An entry that is a little different from the usual.

Always ready to do his master's bidding, K9, is Marvin's faithful companion.



Here we see K9 tied to the "reserved parking for Marvin" obelisk while Marvin zooms off in the Maggot to do a noon-time errand.

He's a happy dog when he is left to do doggy things. Things like chewing on a rawhide bone, drinking water from muddy puddles, sleeping for hours in the shade, sniffing other doggy's butts, barking loudly and endlessly at things no human can see, and sticking his cold wet nose in unsuspecting people's crotches. Hey, he's a busy dog while he patiently waits for his master to return. And like all doggies, he will make poopies and do a bad job of covering them over.

Little does the world know, K9 actually hums to himself while doing his canine business - and to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" at that!

Let's all sing along with him:

Are you ready Toots?
Start walkin'
Yee Haw
come on
Let's go!

I keep sayin' I got somethin' for you
Well you folks I don't mind to say I do
Now your lookin' right where I thought you'd be lookin'
Poopin' nice when the lawns in front of you

This place is made for poopin'
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days this place is gonna be real full of poo

You believe you've slipped now for a reason (uh)
Now I'm pretending innocence just for fun
You keep standin' where I got you standin' (yeah)
These poopy piles really reek in the sun

This place is made for poopin'
And that's just what I'll do
One of theses days this place is gonna be real full of poo

Ah, catchy little tune, isn't it? I think Jopete would have streamed this one just for me.