It was nearly 6 months ago tomorrow when Little Iggy's big brother Tang went overseas. You may remember (but hopefully you don't) my writing about how the Pointy-haired Boss got jealous of the attention Little Iggy was getting from Tang and schemed to have Tang shipped some place far, far away.
If you don't remember and you really, really have nothing at all better to do, you can read all about it here.
The picture below was taken the last time I saw Tang. I got it framed and hung it on the wall in the break room at my office. Each workday morning, I see this picture and it brings back so many memories.
This morning, while sitting by the window and watching the soft rain drops trickle through the flowering bushes and make puddles, my computer monitor flashed the welcomed words, "New Mail Message!"
It was from Marmite Toasty and included some pictures of Tang!
The first picture was of Tang sitting in the scented "smells like a brothel" hay. I should of known Tang would be... ummm... well, shall we say, checking things out? I must say Tang looks good - the fresh air and southern English climate appears to really agree with him.
The second picture was a relief. Its nice to see Tang behaving like a gentlemen. I have little doubt he was discussing the finer differences between crackers and biscuits; the differences between chips and crisps; and what sort of tea to have at high tea with Janet. In fact, I think Janet seems to be a little bewildered by Tang's "doodle-isms".
Last three photographs provided by new Photojournalist Marmite Toasty!
Tang likes it "overthere", "across the pond", in England. He says he is dating the English girl in the picture above and tells me that English girls are really nice.
I asked him how he could tell if they were English, and he said, "Oh! Are ye daft?! Its bloody obvious mate! Just look at that wee bit of a bob on the top of 'er head! Lovely set of bacons, eh? Her new steves are a bit tight (wink wink!) And such nice pair of brads too! I'll see ya baked!"
I've not the faintest idea what he was going on about.
9 comments:
I'm glad Tang is enjoying his new life so much. :)
too cute.
*writes to Google Language and begs them to please divide English down into American, Australian and Cockney for the ease of some very confused bloggers*
.oO(yes, after 10 minutes and bookmarking a site on Cockney, I understood every word of that post)
I'm still wondering.
I have no idea what is going on but am laughing anyway.
Ting, tang, walawala bing bang! LMAO. If I didn't have to finish my taxes I'd look up those words, but I'll just have to use my imagination. Loved the post and pictures.
I'll just have to look those words up because I have no idea what Tang is talking about..(bacon isn't that part of a pig that you eat?)
Laughs nice post
i think i saw tang on the wall at the post office...
Goes to get the link to the Cockney site from Styxie, so I know if Tang was insulting his girlfriend.
Notice Tang didn't provide her name? LOL
Hey! I just noticed you added a Photostream....awesome!!
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