They have their stores in the ritziest, poshest places such as Fifth Avenue, New York, Saint Moritz, Paris, and London. I thought about how I might make a dollar or two - and having heard the mantra, "location, location, location" repeatedly, I first set out to find a site for my first store. What could be more propitious then this location? The intersection of Cone Street and Carnegie Way?

Next, being a crafty businessman, I decided I needed a catchy name for the product. A little bit of market research yielded names like "Guess", "Pleasures", "Imagine", and "Chanel No. 5".
I also found one named "Charlie", but I decided not to "stir that pot" anymore.
There was something about "Chanel No. 5" that resonated with me. I'm familiar with the scent, so floral - perhaps it has sandalwood or jasmine in it - in any event, I thought about the name I would use, walked some to clear my mind, even took long morning showers (which is where I do some of my best thinking), but I was completely stumped.
Well, there was much other work to be done - so I checked the supply chain and found I had all the product locked up, and in fact, the supply, never more than a puddle, was rapidly drying up. I looked into packaging - but without a name... the packaging had to wait.
And then in an instant, a flash of brilliance... why of course!! the name should be...
OCHA #4!!
Ocha - that mysterious word that means "Cherry Blossoms" in Japanese... Oh, the packaging would be marvelously simple! - inspired by a lady in Chicago - an orange cone shaped bottle with a stopper at the very tippy top.

The talc after bath powder would be white, but have an orange sheep applicator pad. Yes!
Now it was time for the test. A roving photojournalist volunteered to splash some OCHA #4 on herself and walk down the street to see if it turned the heads of the guys - hopefully for her, the good looking ones!
I had visions of being able to afford a private jet, drink Dom Perignon like it was water, and having to trouble myself with finding a tax shelter as she heard the patter of rubber soles pounding after her!
But to my dismay... she took this picture through the mirror of a parked car.

Oh well. I bet Geoffrey Beene and Yves Saint-Laurent had the same sort of troubles when they first started out too.

12 comments:
Sooo, it smelled like Ocha.
I'd have bought it! lol
Very amusing.
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Im guessing it smelled less like Cherry Blossoms and more like warm, melted plastic with tar undernotes....
wow at least she had "someone" following her! However were they male or female and how can you tell the difference on an OCHA? LOL
LOL brilliant. Being the astute businessman that you are, I am surprised you didn't hire Al Pacino as a consultant. He might have blindly led you down a different path entirely!
I dont think you can Karla. I suspect they're hermaphrodites...
[Begin ultra deadpan voice]A hermaphrodite is defined as any individual organism that possesses both male and female reproductive organs during their life span. The main advantage of hermaphroditism is the assurance of a reproductive partner.[End ultra deadpan voice]
LOL@Punkn... You are so punny...
So...in other words...more than three shakes means it's liable to get itself preggers....~evil grinz~
LOL! Oh, well, better luck next time. :)
*wonders what it is with Japenese names/words meaning cherry blossom... There seem to be a lot of them*
LOL! I love the bottle. :-)
Avon might be interested in helping you market Ocha #41. Want me to submit a request? :-)
LMAO @ Ladystyx!
Keep working on the fragrance, you have a very marketable idea, you're just attracting the wrong admirers.
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