Today, scientists announced a previously unknown species of aliens were discovered near an Acme Supermarket. Christened, Cement-Headed Door Watchers these aliens have been observed to behave in strange ways.
All known Cement-Headed Door Watchers are believed to be outside looking at a door. Do they want in? Are they cold? What do they want? How intelligent are they (I mean, gee... their heads are filled with cement-like substance)? Are they always yellow? Is what appears to be rust, really blood? body waste? Tears of frustration?
Interpreters are wanted. If you think you can mind-meld or somehow "speak" to members of this newly discovered species... We want to know.
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*spews tea laffin*
Thought of you the other day...will try and get some pix to show you why and will leave a link to my Photobucket...
LMAO...you are something else. :)
By the way, I noticed something today when I went to the bank. There are four of these aliens watching the front door of the bank in Monroeton. :)
Ohhh... more door watchers :-)
I've seen some lamppost watchers and some electrical box watchers too.
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