They're not just for breakfast anymore...

As of January 23, 2008 at 7:45 AM
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The origin of the modern traffic cone is a mystery that has perplexed researchers for decades. There are few similarities between Orange Coneheads (Orangus Conus) and any other species living today, leading scientists to believe that it diverged from from the evolutionary tree quite early. Its flat foot, distinctive cone-shaped body, and lack of appendages evolved for reasons not entirely known.

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Cone Friend

One day while jogging down the street,
I stopped to rest my weary feet,
Beneath a tree I saw a sight,
That filled my heart with joy and light,
A cone! A beautiful cone stood tall,
Waiting for me to call,
And lead him to our little home,
And stay with us and never roam,
Our hearts have been happy, our spirits always soar,
Ever since that little angel came through our door.

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Orange Coneheads are not picky creatures, and most can live in a wide range of habitats. However, there are a few simple things that can make your pet cone feel more at home. As cones are naturally territorial, it is recommended that you set apart a small corner of your house or apartment that they can call their own. You might adorn this "cone home" with a photograph of a construction site or a bit of yellow caution tape. A small slab of asphalt or concrete for resting upon may also be greatly appreciated.

Cones need very little in the way of maintenance. Periodically, they should be wiped down with a clean, damp cloth.

Cones can be obtained from all good hardware stores. They can also be obtained through the Traffic Cone Preservation Society's Cone Adoption Program. It is not recommended that you obtain cones from the wild. Many species are endangered, and removing them from their natural habitats and duties could threaten their survival.

When choosing a cone, make sure it has a healthy shiny coat, sturdy foot, and a curious nature. Research to see what type of cone would best suit your needs. Some cones grow quite large, and would not be suitable for apartment living.

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Of course, like any other pet, Coneheads eventually pass on to another place.


In Loving Memory of Bubba - 1987-1996

My family never considered adopting a cone until we met Bubba. We were in the hardware store looking for a nail gun when something bright caught our eye. There Bubba was- a shining orange bundle of joy just waiting for a loving home. Instantly, nails were forgotten, and the charming orange cone came home instead. There were few things more delightful than seeing Bubba waiting in the window for us to come home, or protecting the children from minor household threats. Bubba might have grown less vibrant orange with age, but he kept his blithe and spunky spirit until the end. We will miss Bubba, he was a great friend and loyal companion to us all.

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