The Orange Coneheads - Part Duex

Coneheads have long enjoyed Ethnic Diversity. Here we see a Shorty, a Tall, a Striped, a rather rare Wet Floor, a Yellow with a tattoo saying "P C", and a just plain dirty orange Conehead. We might also notice the Striped youngster doing a grind on the railing behind them. Yes, children of all ages, and of all colors of skin, enjoy playing games.


How, you may ask, did the we come to enjoy such so diversity? - it was through many years of immigration. Here we see two bright and hopeful Orange Coneheads leaving Canada and entering the United States of America. Hopefully, Maude and Peter will prosper and do well in their new country. I'm sure the Statue of Liberty's timeless oh-so-steady pose will inspire them.


If blue is the color of loooooooooone----some* - this guy needs a fresh coat of paint. Do to restrictive quotas, immigrants have also entered the United States illegally, climbing the fence and stealthily slipping across the border. This one, however, appears to have fallen. Was this unfortunate Conehead done in by thirst? malnutrition? We will never know and I'm not asking.

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Life in the United States for the lowly immigrant is often rough. Here we see an injured Conehead. I, for one, however need an anatomy lesson.
Was it lobotomized?
Circumcised?
Castrated?
Or what?


At any rate, the medical arts in the United States are unsurpassed. The poor Conehead was quickly treated and released. It is obvious, however, that immigrant Coneheads can only afford the worse of the HMOs.


While visiting at the Conehead hosipital, I felt I was amongst the "walking" wounded. I guess all that playing in traffic is an endless source of scrapes, cuts, and bruises for Coneheads of all color, shapes, and stripes.


In addition to playing in the streets regardless of the traffic, Coneheads seem to enjoy other forms of totally unacceptable behavior.


The newly arrived Conehead, like many of the immigrants before (and doubtlessly after) him often finds the culture and language used in the United States to be endlessly bewildering. Ut oh, here we see a Orange Conehead attemting to follow instructions.


Sadly, some of them can not adapt, and turn to drink and drugs and lives of meaningless distitution.