Lights! Cameras! Action!

Recently, Photojournalist LadyStyx came across the filming of a new action movie starring the ever popular Orange Schwarzenegger. According to credible Hollywood sources, the film has preliminarily been titled, "Orange The Destroyer," and features very advanced special effects by George Lucus' Industrial Light & Magic.

The scene above apparently shows Orange, reprising his role as Orange the Barrelian, chasing down a Large Man-Eating Blue Square and a very large Wrinkled Black Beatlejuicean Worm through a scene of complete urban desolation.




In another desolate scene, perhaps outside the ruined city we saw in the first scene, we see Orange observing a sinister grave being dug for a very large but very dead, partially decaptitated, Wrinkled Orange Beatlejuicean Worm. What thoughts are running through his head? We can only guess.




The star of the movie, two-time Orange Globe winner - is of course, the unassuming Orange Striped Barrel (OSB) named Orange Schwarzenegger who is thought to be somehow related to the current Governor of California given his trademark catch phrase, "Hasta Mi Vino" which is strikingly similar to Arnold's catch phrase from his previous life as the Terminator.

Orange Schwartzy, as he is known by his adoring public, was born in a plastic factory in Van Nuys, California, one of three gazillion children of Big 'O' and Nevahadanoh Schwarzenegger in the spring of 1993.

His film career consists of such gems as Orange the Barrelian, Orange Sonja, Oh No! I've Been Recalled, Exterminator One: Cone Head Annihilation, Exterminator Two: Judge The Men Today, and the Last Orange Barrel. Many critics feel his only forgettable role was that in Batman and Robin as Mr. Freeze's cell mate, Orange Creamsicle.