Aliens can't sneeze

Ugh... what a night. Had this in my head after I realized that only animals from Earth had noses:

To the tune of Alice Cooper's - Only Women Bleed

Man's got aliens to take his weed
He's got the power - oh
They got the need
They spend their life through pleasing up humans
They feed him dinner or anything they can

They cry alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze

Man makes their hair gray
He's their life's mistake
All they're really lookin' for is an even break

He lies right at them
He knows they hate this game
He slaps them once in a while and they live and love in pain

They cry alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze

Black eyes all of the time
Don't spend a dime
Clean up this grime
Al-lee-en down on their knees begging him please come
Watch me wheeze

Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze
Aliens can't sneeze