One fine day with a woof and a purr,
A baby was born and it caused a little stir,
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog,
Just a feline/canine, little CatDog,
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
A lunatic dog and a frustrated cat,
Opposite this and opposite that,
An internal struggle for two-in-one brothers,
Scratching and biting and loving each other,
CatDog! CatDog! Nothing in the world like the little CatDog!
CatDog! CatDog! Nothing in the world like the little CatDog!
Over the river and through the muck,
Hot on the trail of the garbage truck,
Friends to the end through good and bad weather,
But life is complicated when you're always together,
CatDog! CatDog! Nothing in the world like the little CatDog!
Out on the road or back in town,
All kinda critters putting CatDog down,
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along,
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song,
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
CatDog! CatDog! Alone in the world is the little CatDog!
...But Cowdogs? Please spare me.
One fine day with a woof and a moo,
A baby was born and it caused a stinking pooh, (smallish ado?)
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog,
Just a Bovine/canine, little CowDog,
CowDog! CowDog! Alone in the world is the little CowDog!
Ugh... I hate myself. I really don't want to talk about it.
14 comments:
LOL! Super cute - thank you!
And thanks for the support on not smoking. I had a dream last night that I gave in and smoked and I was so upset because I knew I would have to take down my blog banner and everyone would know!!! Isn't that silly/strange??? Lucky for me, it was just a dream. Whew!
That catdog cartoon use to creep me out lol
And people that dress up their pets is a little freakie to.......
Jebus, I must have me miserable head on..
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That poor dog. LOL
you fecking crack me up..
Ok, how did this just now come up in my blog roll? Hmmmmmmmmm
I too used to watch Catdog every once in a while. It was definitely strange, and not nearly as entertaining as Spongebob.
If I were to start thinking about the cow and dog "getting it on" I think brain would just quit working.
Poor puppy! Doesn't his owner know he already HAS fur?
*wipes the strawberry-nanner smoothie spewage off the monitor*
*gives ya a stink eye for the lack of warning*
Catdog
weirdest critter to date
question
how's he eliminate?
I think that poem should be sung to some kind of rousing campfire tune.
Just came over from LadyStyx and you are a Class A Riot!!!
My son used to watch CatDog..I could never get that song out of my head...so thanks for sucking me back in! LOL!
Cowdog...hilarious!!!
I used to watch that catdog cartoon.
LOL @ Cowdog.
LMAO Iggy. Your mind certainly does work overtime, doesn't it.
CowDog! LOL
And a word to my dear Marmie... my stupid dog whines when I take his shirt off to wash it. He doesn't stop wimpering until I put another one on him (dumb dog lol).
Punkn, please say you DONT dress him up for halloweeen LOL
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That is just so very wrong.
OK Marmie I won't say that I dress him up for Halloween ;)
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