Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Cough Drops

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

The girl shrugged and said, jokingly, "cough drops" and snickered.

Just then the cop approached the old gal and said, "What are you doing here, ma'am?"

The woman pulled herself up to her full height of 4'9" and replied, "Well, I can suck em can't I?"

8 comments:

LadyStyx said...

heh heh heh good one...and she wouldnt have to stoop much either ;)

AliceKay said...

LOL (bad styxie)

Anonymous said...

LOL! You're bad!

LadyStyx said...

Would ya'll have me any other way?? :D

AliceKay said...

*thinks*

AliceKay said...

Nope!

LadyStyx said...

Oh sure! *whines* you see that iggy?? She had to think several hours before comin up with an answer!!! *cries pathetically*

:P~~ LOL!!!!!!!!!!

AliceKay said...

LMAO...what do you expect from an old lady like me? (my brain was tired)