Friday, June 11, 2010

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

...but some gentlemen aren't at all picky.

Photojournalist Deanna of My Loves, My Life sent me another photograph of that new species announced by the (easily excited) folks at Global Organization for Research of Alien Narcoleptic Gazing Entities (Glo-Orange) (here).

Deanna write, "These BOCHAs were standing at a street corner next to a very busy road. I think the blonde bombshell was being pimped by the other one." (Ed. note: BOCHAs are Bubba Orange Cone Head Aliens to you newbies...)

Well, given what little I know about OHCA sexual practices (summarized here), I suppose that is quite possible. On the otherhand...

two of the wedding cake style orange cones one with a mess of yellow police line tape stuffed into the hoop on the top of its head the other wrapped in plastic
The gentleman caller might be ready for some fun as he is already wrapped in saran wrap-like plastic for ummm... safety. Yeah, that's it... safety.

Come on y'all, chime in like Sergeant Schultz of Hogan's Heroes now - I know nothing, nothing! nothing!! about STD's of the "Orange" Kingdom. I want to keep it that way, thank you very much.

My brother just chimed in with his opinion... he thinks they are remaking a movie and those BOCHAs (to be honest he said "those other ones") across the street might be extras, film crew, or spectators.

Hmm, so which would you prefer?

A remake of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" with Marilyn Monroe Bocha singing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend?"

...or maybe "Blonde and Blonder" with Pamela Anderson Bocha and Denise Richards Bocha which was ... well, I guess basically "plotless"... dancing about.

...or "Legally Blonde" with Reese Witherspoon Bocha attending Harvard Law School?

:) Have a great weekend!

17 comments:

Deanna said...

I about got run over getting that photo op! You do know how to put a spin on things. I vote for Legally Blonde III. I was pleased to see the partner was playing it safe ;) Keep this up and your blog is going to be rated X again!

Hope you have a wonderful weekend. HUGE HUGS!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm....

I suppose all of those would work. But then, again, it depends on the acting skills of the OCHAs and BOCHAs to whether or not any of those ould work.

Intense Guy said...

LOL @ Tori... its my understanding that their acting ability is very limited... with extremely limited physcial range of motion and emotional expression...

Some what like Clint Eastwood...

AiringMyLaundry said...

It's pretty sad that the blond has prettier hair than I do.

betty said...

it is a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I was reading this post of your's Iggy, because I almost "lost" it entirely (and Koda is giving me this look like "what???") when I read the part about the plastic and the cone. Too funny!! what a great picture Deanna took and what a great story you weaved; I think I like the Legally Blond plot line myself

enjoy the weekend :)

betty

Anonymous said...

I choose legally blonde, I love Reese Witherspoon!! lol

Rita said...

I thought--with the wild and crazy blonde hair--of Phyllis Diller. *giggles*

Not Marilyn Monroe--too flat and skinny.

Maybe it is Joan Rivers interviewing some handsome devil on the red carpet--oh, no red carpet. Oh well. ;)

AliceKay said...

I vote for "Legally Blonde III". I love Reese Witherspoon, too. :)

Karla said...

but I'm not blonde..oh the cone LMAO cute really cute

yellowdoggranny said...

legally blond seems to fit

LadyStyx said...

I'm going to suggest none of the above, simply based upon this comment:

" its my understanding that their acting ability is very limited... with extremely limited physcial range of motion and emotional expression..."

If this is accepted as fact, then those movies suggested were all rated way too high for their acting abilities. Taking the comment as fact, I'd suppose even a B-List movie is rated too high. Further speculation would suggest that even Z-Listing is too good for their skills. I really don't believe I can figure a rating lower than that...

Rita said...

No emotional expression--has to be Joan Rivers! ROFL! ;)

Queenie Jeannie said...

What an adorable obsession you have, lol!!!

buffalodick said...

All ours around here are built like barrels....

Annesphamily said...

Thanks for the conversion on the English pound. Have a wonderful weekend, it is raining here and we are heading to our oldest daughter's restaurant that she manages to get lunch and check out the Denver Library book sale for our middle daughter who is also working today! We spend our lives running,we should just be long distance truckers! LOL! Take care and always glad to see your smiley comments! Anne

MarmiteToasty said...

I just snorted tea out my nose, fanks for that lol

x

Pamela said...

I'm going with Marilyn/prefer blondes.