Williams Cottage Inn - Beach Haven, Long Beach Island, NJThis circa 1886 Queen Anne style Victorian home was completely renovated recently. They took two or three years to complete the extensive work. Acording to the
Williams Cottage Inn's Bed and Breakfast website, which has some awesome pictures of the insides, an overnight stay is "only" about $275 a night.
The Next Door NeighborThis house is right next door (you can see it in the first picture on the right) and was built as a "reflection" (one house is left-handed, the other right-handed) and other than being painted some time ago, hasn't seen the same love. It's still a charming place to see while walking the ocean lane.
These reminded me of something I wrote a long time ago.
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reversal of certain things is this idea of mine. Ponder it and see if you don't think it would be fine, for instead of some things costing, they would reward, if they only operated backwards instead of forward!
What if a light bulb absorbed the shadows of the night instead of extravagantly beaming rays of light? Toward the electric plant, down the wire would flow the black darkness collected, our pile of black coal to grow.
And what if potatoes where cubic and flat-sided, instead of lumpy with ev'ry surface all-rounded? The chore of pealing would turn into something appealing, and 'taterskin concoctions would need to be most congealing!
And what if one could eat munchies and chocolate sins, instead of eating carrot sticks and still be nicely thin? The negative calorie would be quite a creation. it's creator would surely be an overnight mega-sensation!
And what if one could make the wall clock run contrary-wise, and make an early morning hour signal the day's demise? "And why would you want to do that?" you might snicker and say; Well it sure would allow things to get done before yesterday!
And what if the large number of bad jokes were funny, and the rare good joke like a sore nose that is runny? We would groan a lot less and graffaw quite a bit more, and you would have enjoyed this entry more for sure!
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Big Chip, a landmark at an amusement park I went to every weekend when I was a little boy spending the summers in Beach Haven, NJ. Perhaps this explains my facination with the Car Cabob seen elsewheres.