Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Lefty Lucy - Life's Embarassing Moments

A while ago I wrote about some engineering words of wisdom in an entry called "Bumblebee - Christmas Tree". Both ChicagoLady and Alice Kay pointed out in their comments that the words Righty-Tighty had a follow on, namely, Lefty-Loosie.

Embarrassed by my inability to recall this sterling gem from college, I decided to thumb through my class notebooks and nearly killed myself inhaling all the accumulated dust. After some digging, I found the precious notebook in my library.

Here is the page scanned in for your viewing pleasure.

notebook page showing tighty righty and lefty lucy and not lefty loosie as well as other words of wisdom like Roy G Biv - lefy lucy is circled and there is a question next to it saying 'who is lucy?'

As you can see, I must of misheard Professor Brophy that day - this class being required of all the freshmen (fresh-persons?) so it was probably held in the wee morning hours of September 21, 1978, most likely the ungodly hour of 9:00 AM.

When I was reviewing my notes, cramming for the final exam, I circled "Lefty Lucy" and made a note to find out "who is Lucy?" Time was short and I guess I never did find out. So for all the years since then, I've wondered just who this Lefty Lucy was... was she sexy? was she famous? did she act in movies? did she look like this:

lucy van pelt from the cartoon peanuts standing there with a huge left hand

...but once I read ChicagoLady's comment on lefty-loosie, the lightbulb finally went on in the mush that I call my mind. Doh!!

I notice too, that I had forgotten the "Martha visits every Monday and just stays until noon" wisdom. This tells me that my notebook page is a fake. Do you know why? :)


Busy Weekend

my dad in the skimmer leaving me behind at the dock

The picture shows my Dad in the Skimmer leaving me behind at the dock. I wanted to ride along badly, but for the sake of not banging my shoulder around, I watched from the dock. The boat is all set to come out of the water - the turbo-chargers are to be removed, serviced and reinstalled for next spring, the oil and filters changed, and the bottom power washed.

little boy running up a new ramp at the dock with bread in a plastic bag

I was taking a picture of the new ramp that goes down to the boat dock - when the little boy went by running with bread in a plastic bag, yelling, "I'm gonna feed da DUCKS!!!" His pink life vest is kind of cute and is a "hand-me-down". He and two of his three sisters were all wearing jackets. The exception was the oldest sister, who is about 9 years old, and who was charged with being the lifeguard. She can really swim - I've seen her in the pool swimming non-stop for over 5 hours. The marina is home to two pairs of mature ducks; a white domestic goose named Henrietta; and an odd couple named Oscar, who is a large white duck, and his/her mate Felix, who is a small male mallard. Both sets of 'normal' ducks had a large hatching, 12 and 9, respectively. So the little boy had over twenty ducks to feed.

I have some sad news - Silkie the boat riding chicken passed away last week - she was attacked by a male peacock defending his brood and killed. The owner was quite devastated and was cheered only when I offered her a loaf of stale bread from the houseboat's refrigerator to feed the ducks. Soon, the incessant quacking was driving everyone crazy.

picture of two very large dogs hanging out of a second floor window

I got home feeling a little blue since taking the boats out of the water means the summer is officially over for me - and I just looked back at the year gone by and wasn't too impressed with either it, or myself. So I decided to take a little walk to clear my head - a short ways into the walk, I heard these big BOOMING barks that only a large eighty-ninety plus pound dog can make and looked around to see where they were - my hand reaching for the peanut buttered cracker I always carry to give to an "attacking" dog in "self-defense". Being hearing impaired, it is often difficult for me to pinpoint the source of sounds - and in this case the booming barks where even echoing off of a nearby hill. I looked in all the usual places, front doors, side yards, and in the fields beyond the houses but couldn't find the dog(s). And then I raised my head a little and saw them! The white dog nearly fell out the window in his/her enthusiasm to guard the homestead from the intruder on the sidewalk out front. Judging by their posture, they were standing on the floor with their heads hanging over the window sill. Silly doggies! :)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Og Hunt Big Elephink!

While some of us are old... and I mean really old, I don't think any of us can remember first-hand the wild excitement of a Woolly Mammoth hunt. If I'm wrong about that, I'm sure I'll be corrected.

cave men hunting a wooly mammoth, the huge beast is surrounded and then subdued

With newly invented tools, such as a stone spear tips and fire - early man left his caves (complete with telephone cabling) and hunted for food. Hunting in a group enabled the hunter to surround and to subdue even the largest of animals.

It's no different today in the streets of modern metropolis.

orange traffic cones surround a parked truck

With hunting tactics little changed from the olden days, we see a large 'Joy Truck' surrounded and subdued by a group of hunting OCHAs. This truck will be hacked to pieces by hungry OCHAs jealously guarding their prerogative to select the finest cuts determined by seniority and by the role they played in the hunt. The OCHA that killed this truck, undoubtedly will get to take home the horn - as somethings just never change. The carcass of this truck, picked cleaned by scavengers, will be just a memory in mere hours.



The only real difference is, as you can see, the modern day OCHAs go to and from the hunt by car-pooling in red SUVs in order to save a little on the gas money.

Thanks to Photojournalist and Photohistorian LadyStyx for capturing these vivid and compelling pictures of life - brutal and in your face as it is...

Monday, October 6, 2008

Happy Birthday Alice Kay!

As SugarBush jumps from the cake... we all want to wish someone a...

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Happy Birthday Alice Kay!

I'd do the birthday spankings but I get tired just thinking about the number of 'em... :P


- Animated graphic located by ChicagoLady with the original animal changed to a squirrel by LadyStyx. My thanks to both of you!

Sugar bush the squirrel all puckered up for a kiss wearing a birthday hat and holding a birthday cake

"Here's your cake Alice Kay!" exclaimed Sugar Bush, "Now give ol' Sugar some sugar! Mwah! Mwah! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"


squirrel demolishing a pumpkin

"Go ahead, eat all the cake! Ol' Sugar likes pumpkin pie the best!"