As of March 4, 2008 at 9:30 AM
Steps: 1,614,704
Miles: 684.30
The
Virtual Walker will just have to wait!

This photograph taken by LadyStyx shows ...what?
Theories abound... The morning news and talk shows are buzzing... Even Regis had something to say about
this (granted nothing intelligent.)
My governmental sources are being very tight-lipped - and Deep Throat retired years ago much to the dismay of the Truth with a capital "T" seekers of the world.
Here are some of the latest theories:
1) With
pure evil glowing in their eyes, and directed by the big Orange Can Round in the background, these Orange Coneheads are an angry mob bent on revenge. With the failings of
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Aliens) to make sure that their fellow Coneheads were kept safe along the nation's highways, streets, and parking lots combined with mistreatment of those Orange Coneheads that are forced to stand outside in the intense heat or cold, day after day without food or drink, things have reached a breaking point. Stay tuned for Fox Network's "When Orange Coneheads Attack!" for more gory hype and mindless speculative details.
2) LadyStyx tells me these critters were in front of a
7-11. A simpler theory would be that they were on strike, protesting 7-11's policy of hiring non-engish speaking, non-americans to operate their stores. Given that Orange Coneheads are also non-engish speaking, non-americans I not sure that this theory, much like Orange Coneheads themselves, has a leg to stand on. Perhaps they are angry about racial discrimination... Whites, Blacks, and Yellows have never gotten along well with Oranges.
I'm sure there is a "pecking order" amongst aliens. Calling Margaret Meade... where are you? Oh never mind, she died in 1978.
3) This is an innocent gathering for a Orange Conehead (Boy? Girl? Its?) Scouts (
Coney Scouts?) around a campfire. With all the post 9/11/2001 paranoia going around, could it be this simple?
Let me know what
YOU think is going on here.