Steps: 2,404,440
Miles: 1008.18 - 1016 is the halfway point!
Miles to Virgina: 17.82
As you know, OCHAs start their careers at an early age. Little Iggy, even being a born in to a upper-middle class couple, will be treated no differently. Harold and Delores insisted when he was 2 days old, he get a job. Diligently, he read the classified ads for minutes on end. And then he found the perfect job.
Little Iggy will be a stand-in for the regular OCHAs
He auditioned and was found to be a complete natural, due to his Nascar instincts, for "Lefty", but he will need many long minutes of rehearsal in order to stand-in for "Righty".
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*gives you the "IcantBELIEVEyajustwentthere" look*
*shakes head in bemused disbelief and moves along to the next blog*
*hey... it's the drugs... honest*
And besides, Iggy needed a job and the economy sucks right now, you got to take what you can get. :)
I swear Iggy, you have the best imagination of all the coneheads I know. Kudos to the enterprizing little conehead. Maybe Harold and Delores should have considered sending him to school for a day before insisting he get a job. Now they are hiding their heads in shame...
*continues on down the blog road*
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