Saturday, January 19, 2008

Houston, we've got a problem


As of January 19, 2008 at 7:30 AM
Steps: 852,342
Miles: 362.88

In the beginning Cape Canaveral was without name....

Since this is a long entry, I'll save the pictures for next time.

Although maps containing the rough geographic boundaries of Cape Canaveral, albeit without a name, are dated as early as 1502, Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon has been credited with first exploring the region in 1513. His second landing in Florida was just south of Cape Canaveral, probably near the present day town of Melbourne Beach.

Ponce de Leon was forced to retreat hastily from the area after being attacked by fierce inhabitants, probably the Ais "indians." He did, however, have time to secure water and food, but no information on the famed "Fountain of Youth" treasure for which he was looking.

The oldest known map containing the name Cape Canaveral was made in 1564, well after the initial landing by Ponce de Leon. While the reason behind the name is unknown, it is of Spanish origin.

The name "Cape" is Spanish for a point of land jutting out into the sea. "Canaveral", literally translated is "canebrake", thus Cape Canaveral has been roughly translated as "Point of Reeds" or "Point of Canes".

So it was... Cape Canaveral.

Cape Canaveral, along with the rest of Florida, became a possession of the United States as a result of the Revolutionary War. In fact, the last naval battle of the Revolutionary War was fought about 72 miles southeast of Cape Canaveral.

On March 10, 1783 the British ship HMS Sybil challenged the French-built ship Duc de Lausun and the American ship Alliance. The British ship, as well as three others which gave chase later, were successfully outgunned and driven off by the Alliance.

In 1843, the U.S. government selected Cape Canaveral as the site for a permanent lighthouse. The eastern tip of the Cape made a natural choice for this vital aid to navigation. Construction of the original Cape Canaveral Lighthouse, made of brick, was completed in 1847.

As post-World War II development of missile weapons progressed, a site became necessary to develop tactics and techniques for guided missile operations, train personnel, test equipment used to operate the missiles and conduct functional and tactical tests of new guided missiles to determine their effectiveness.

On May 11, 1949 President Harry S. Truman signed legislation establishing the Joint Long Range Proving Ground at Cape Canaveral. The Banana River Naval Air Station, established during the war and transferred from the Navy to the Air Force on September 1, 1948 was renamed the Joint Long Range Proving Ground Base on June 10, 1949.

An announcement by President John F. Kennedy on May 25, 1961 that the U.S. would send men to the Moon and return then safely to Earth by the close of the 1960's forced NASA to construct a new launch facility as soon as possible.

As a result, NASA requested appropriation for initial land purchases on Merritt Island on September 1, 1961. The first request was for a 200 square mile area immediately north and west of existing launch sites on Cape Canaveral.

In January, 1962 the Saturn V was officially selected as the rocket which would be used to support manned flights to the Moon. With the decision in hand, NASA began refining its design of Launch Complex 39 on Merritt Island.

On November 28, 1963 President Lyndon B. Johnson announced in a televised address that Cape Canaveral would be renamed Cape Kennedy in memory of President John F. Kennedy, who was assassinated six days earlier. President Johnson said the name change had been sanctioned by the U.S. Board of Geographic Names.

NASA Launch Operations Center (LOC), including facilities on Merritt Island and Cape Canaveral, were renamed the John F. Kennedy Space Center, NASA and the Air Force subsequently changed the name of its separate facility called the Cape Canaveral Missile Test Annex to Cape Kennedy Air Force Station (CKAFS).

So it was... Cape Kennedy.

However, on May 18, 1973 Florida Governor Rueben Askew signed a Florida Statute requiring that Cape Kennedy be renamed back to Cape Canaveral on all State of Florida official documents and maps.

The U.S. Board of Geographic Names responded on October 9, 1973 by agreeing to officially recognize the name change from Cape Kennedy back to Cape Canaveral at the national level. The name John F. Kennedy Space Center, NASA remained the same.

Cape Kennedy Air Force Station was subsequently renamed Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (CCAFS).

So there you have it. It is offically Cape Canaveral now... with the NASA facility called the John F. Kennedy Space Center.

Cape Kennedy is no more. It is Cape Canaveral.

Fickle politicians.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Virtual World 1 - Real World 0

I was going to title this Virtual World 1, Real World 0, and Conehead World ? but changed my mind.


While the Virtual Walker was walking here...


This was the scene that met the Real World Walker.

Bleah, six miles of slipping and sliding and being reminded about Speed Humps.

I did, however keep an eye open for my buddies, the Orange Coneheads and thoughts turned to my becoming an Honorary Conehead. Pondering how that might work, the vision below entered my mind. I guess if bald is sexy, being a Conehead would be awesome sexy!


Oh I must not do any flairndepping*. I really mustn't.

* - Conehead Sex Guide

Logging the Steps and the Miles


As of January 18, 2008 at 8:05 AM
Steps: 835,028
Miles: 355.51

Logging the steps and the miles is all pretty much automatic now. Each morning I open up an Microsoft Excel spreadsheet and enter the numbers on my pedometer from the day before.

If I walked a mile more than the goal distance (presently 7 miles per day) I highlight the cells green as a reward. If I do at least half of the goal distance but not the whole amount, I highlight the cells yellow. If I don't even make it half way, the cells gets highlighted pink. The spreadsheet does all the calculations. It shows an average over the past week and an average for the month-to-date.

If I happen to think of it, I will record a comment in the farthest right column with anything I might want to remember - things like "twisted ankle" or it "rained hard/stuck with walking in the mall."

Upcoming places for the Virtual Walker are also noted. Yes, Benda Blue, there is a town named "Jay Jay."

I also log my younger brother's steps and miles. So you might hear us say to each other, "I made green yesterday" "Alright!" or "Ack, pink!" "Ugh! what happened?"

Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Orange Coneheads - Part Duex


Coneheads have long enjoyed Ethnic Diversity. Here we see a Shorty, a Tall, a Striped, a rather rare Wet Floor, a Yellow with a tattoo saying "P C", and a just plain dirty orange Conehead. We might also notice the Striped youngster doing a grind on the railing behind them. Yes, children of all ages, and of all colors of skin, enjoy playing games.


How, you may ask, did the we come to enjoy such so diversity? - it was through many years of immigration. Here we see two bright and hopeful Orange Coneheads leaving Canada and entering the United States of America. Hopefully, Maude and Peter will prosper and do well in their new country. I'm sure the Statue of Liberty's timeless oh-so-steady pose will inspire them.


If blue is the color of loooooooooone----some* - this guy needs a fresh coat of paint. Do to restrictive quotas, immigrants have also entered the United States illegally, climbing the fence and stealthily slipping across the border. This one, however, appears to have fallen. Was this unfortunate Conehead done in by thirst? malnutrition? We will never know and I'm not asking.

* - Complete Lyrics


Life in the United States for the lowly immigrant is often rough. Here we see an injured Conehead. I, for one, however need an anatomy lesson.
Was it lobotomized?
Circumcised?
Castrated?
Or what?


At any rate, the medical arts in the United States are unsurpassed. The poor Conehead was quickly treated and released. It is obvious, however, that immigrant Coneheads can only afford the worse of the HMOs.


While visiting at the Conehead hosipital, I felt I was amongst the "walking" wounded. I guess all that playing in traffic is an endless source of scrapes, cuts, and bruises for Coneheads of all color, shapes, and stripes.


In addition to playing in the streets regardless of the traffic, Coneheads seem to enjoy other forms of totally unacceptable behavior.


The newly arrived Conehead, like many of the immigrants before (and doubtlessly after) him often finds the culture and language used in the United States to be endlessly bewildering. Ut oh, here we see a Orange Conehead attemting to follow instructions.


Sadly, some of them can not adapt, and turn to drink and drugs and lives of meaningless distitution.