Can this blog be saved? Should it be?

If so, its going to need resusitation and perhaps a defibulator.

Well, maybe it can be brought back... if someone like Ellen Pompeo, better known as Dr. Meredith Grey on ABC's Grey's Anatomy assists with the resusitation. Yes, I could look at her all day...

Oh well, that isn't going to happen.

...and another question is, can this blogger be saved?

I'm trying to think if I have had an original idea in awhile. I thought maybe on June 12, 2007 I had one, but then I realized it was a subliminial advertising I was picking up on...

I can say this, most days I'm glad I'm not O. J. Simpson. In case you didn’t hear, O.J. is back on the loose. He was released on $125,000 bail.

He could get life in prison for all this. Kill two people, you get nothing. But steal your own football jersey — you go away for life.

Britney Spears has some legal troubles of her own. She’s been dropped by her manager and dropped by her lawyer. She’s been dropped now almost as much as her children.

All she has left now are her dogs and a swimming pool filled with YooHoo.

I'm so tired...

...I slept and slept and slept.

but I'm still tired.

...and cranky.

...and unsociable.

...and so I'll stick to this:

Late Show with David Letterman
Summer is almost over. I’m going to miss going to the beach, because if there’s one thing girls love, it’s a bypass scar.

Here’s a sure sign summer’s over: They’re putting up Christmas decorations on 5th Avenue.

Celebrity birthdays: Regis Philbin 76 years old tomorrow. Actually, he’ll be 91. He doesn’t like to count the 15 years he spent with Kathie Lee.

I don’t want to say Regis is old, but his first co-host was Eve.

Stop the ride... I want to get off...

It’s a great day for Russia. They’re giving everyone a day off next month to procreate. They want more citizens. Apparently they’re running out of Russians.

I wish I could have a day off to procreate. I could have sex and still have 23 hours and 58 minutes to do whatever I feel like!

Today is a very special day in the world of show business. It’s the Material Girl’s birthday. She turns 49 today. That’s right — Elton John, 49 today.

Madonna gives millions to charity, done lots of benefits, given a lot of money away . . . her greatest gift, of course, to mankind — she’s promised never to do another movie.

Hmmmm........

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?